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Vault festival: 3 Billion Seconds Tickets

VAULT Festival is London’s biggest and boldest annual arts festival, hosting hundreds of events each year; reaching across theatre, comedy, film, live performance, and more. In 2019 the festival will run from January 23 to March 17 in Waterloo.

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12+

The Vaults

Run time: 60 mins

Includes interval

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We are a plague on earth.' Population Matters activists Daisy and Michael think you shouldn't have a child. They think they shouldn't either. But they're pregnant. And doing some sums.